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Apollo Movie Guide's - Review of Essex Boys
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Apollo Score:51

The role of the getaway car driver has always intrigued me. Here’s a person who doesn’t see any of the action inside the bank, convenience store or wherever the score is going down.

He watches his partners walk in all cool and casual, sits and fidgets with his watch, and then he steps on the gas when they run back out. The getaway car driver is normally the quiet one of the group, always the observer.

Yet, because he’s not a part of the action, films normally skip over the driver and focus on the guys with the guns. After the promising opening scene of Essex Boys, I thought I had finally found what I’d been yearning for.

I watched and I watched and I watched. But beyond the first five minutes, there is very little exploration of the driver, or of anyone else for that matter.

Essex Boys is another in an increasingly long line of British Quentin Tarantino wannabe flicks that show this connection with a bit of style here and a line or two of good dialogue there, but are dragged down by useless fodder everywhere else.

Billy (Charlie Creed-Miles) is a driver on the rise. Fresh from jail, he’s always had a reputation as a no-nonsense kind of guy. Cool and collected, Billy can be counted on when the cops are playing a game of bumper cars, trying to knock the crooks off the road.

Of all the backstabbing goons in the world of crime, Billy is the one most likely to come at you with a harmless butter knife. He can be trusted. That’s why everyone wants him on their side.

As gangs compete to corner the market on drug dealing in English nightclubs, allegiances can be bought and sold to the highest bidder. Trust is never a part of the guarantee. Things get predictably ugly as the war between rivals heats up.

This leads to unnecessarily grotesque scenes that seem to exist to garner shock factor more than anything else. As the number of copycat British gangster films continues to rise, filmmakers seem to be grasping for ways to trick the audience into thinking their work is fresh.

The result is an increasing number of brutal shots that try to outdo the film that was released the week before. Essex Boys features a large cast, none of whom are at all interesting or unique.

They all sound the same and show very little distinctiveness. I had high hopes for Billy to save the film and pull something off at the end, giving reason for such a band of dull gangsters to be brought to the screen.

Alas, further disappointment comes, as the ending is as pointless as the rest of the movie. Hopefully, British filmmakers will soon see the light and realize that there’s more to movies than being the next Tarantino. If any good should come from Essex Boys, it is proof that the British gangster genre is dead.

Ryan Cracknell
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