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Essex Boys Released: July 14th 2000
Stars: Sean Bean, Alex Kingston, Charlie Creed-Miles
Screenplay: Jeff Pope, Terry Winsor
Director: Terry Winsor
Info: Cert 18, running time 102 mins

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the cinema, along comes yet another British gangster movie. To be fair, Essex Boys isn’t one more link in the seemingly unending chain of Lock Stock/Tarantino rip-offs that have blighted our screens but an attempt at something more realistic.

It is a fictional story, inspired by the pump-action murder of three Essex villains in their Range Rover that happened in the mid-1990’s. Young Billy (Charlie Creed-Mills) is given the job of driving around local gangster Jason Locke (Sean Bean), who’s fresh from a five-year stretch for armed robbery.

Jason’s an acid throwing, wife beating, coke snorting mad dog scumbag who wants to set up in ‘business’ again. He gets in touch with former cellmate John Dyke (Tom Wilkinson) to import drugs for him so he can make a fortune in the clubs around Southend.

But when a consignment of Spotty Dog pills turns out to be contaminated, everything starts to go pear-shaped.

"It quickly abandons its anthropological study to concentrate on the extremely bog standard plot."

The trouble with the film is that it never knows what it wants to be. It starts off as a guided tour through the mock Tudor mansion lifestyle of the modern criminal, almost like a British version of Goodfellas or Donnie Brasco.

But unlike those films, it quickly abandons its anthropological study to concentrate on the extremely bog standard plot. Director Terry Winsor lacks the courage of his convictions to make a film about real life, modern day gangsters and the compromise we’re left with contains little that’s unfamiliar.

It’s a shame, as this unfamiliar material (especially the use of the Essex countryside) is the most interesting thing in it.

Essex Boys is kept from being dragged under by the cast. Sean Bean reprises his 'Hardest Man In Britain' act and makes Jason a memorably unpleasant psycho, ably abetted by Charlie Creed-Mills as the (comparatively) innocent Billy.

Tom Wilkinson gives his usual excellent performance but best of all is Alex Kingston as Jason’s long-suffering wife, Lisa. She’s preoccupied with her sex life and knows far more than she’s letting on; Alex Kingston is still best known for her role as Elizabeth Corday in ER but the hard-as-nails Lisa is a world away from the civilised doctor.

The Essex girl steals it from right under the boy’s noses. The whole film feels like an inflated TV movie with added swearing. Indeed, it was financed by Granada TV’s film division, so expect to see it on ITV shortly.

Despite the admirable intentions that the film has to extend the boundaries of the British gangster film, it degenerates into a rather dull, second rate mess that’s periodically enlivened by the occasional bout of violence.

Fans of those true-life crime books like The Guv’nor will lap it up. Everyone else is advised to stay well clear.

Review by James Oliver
Contact : bernard.omahoney@bernardomahoney.com
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